JOHN SEGWAY REMEMBERED

segway speeds off into the setting sun

segway learns humility

segway starts writing poetry

segway gets published

segway sits down to celebrate with an old bohemian plate

segway buys a camera

segway stops to photograph colorful esoteric woman

segway buys a typewriter

segway writes the great czech novel

segway goes on national tv

segway spends large parts of the following nights drinking in nice bars segway will never remember the names of meeting nice people segway will never remember the names of

segway bends down over white powder in cramped bathrooms

segway awakens with hangovers one heavier than the previous until segway starts having panic attacks

segway goes to church and learns about conceptualism

segway opens gallery

segway holds seminal group exhibit called "church of segway" wherein segway contributes several photos of segway naked in front of churches in prague and performance wherein segway meditates during opening hours on the back of two naked women shaping a cross

segway produces a baby

segway gets an assistant

segway opens studio in new york

segway releases memoirs called "the return of segway" in the form of a first person-monologue held by vaclav havel in the honour of segway's life achievements

segway turns 34

segway retires