Thursday, 13 October 2011

What a celebrity showcasing his bedroom on national television might as well be saying instead of «this is where the magic happens».

«This is where I sleep. Alone.»

«This is where suppression begins.»

«This is where I bring prostitutes.»

«This is where maintaining a heterosexual poster boy image to sell millions of [insert commodity here] to millions of people, while I secretly fraternise with men in parks, at night, is really put to the test. I call this room Narnia

«This is where the magic happens. The full three minutes of it.»

«This is where the maid cleans three times a week, while I sleep in generic hotel rooms. In fact, this is the first time I've been in here.»

«This is where I cry.»

«This is where I eat the majority of my dinners.»

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