JOHN SEGWAY REMEMBERED

segway speeds off into the setting sun

segway learns humility

segway starts writing poetry

segway gets published

segway sits down to celebrate with an old bohemian plate

segway buys a camera

segway stops to photograph colorful esoteric woman

segway buys a typewriter

segway writes the great czech novel

segway goes on national tv

segway spends large parts of the following nights drinking in nice bars segway will never remember the names of meeting nice people segway will never remember the names of

segway bends down over white powder in cramped bathrooms

segway awakens with hangovers one heavier than the previous until segway starts having panic attacks

segway goes to church and learns about conceptualism

segway opens gallery

segway holds seminal group exhibit called "church of segway" wherein segway contributes several photos of segway naked in front of churches in prague and performance wherein segway meditates during opening hours on the back of two naked women shaping a cross

segway produces a baby

segway gets an assistant

segway opens studio in new york

segway releases memoirs called "the return of segway" in the form of a first person-monologue held by vaclav havel in the honour of segway's life achievements

segway turns 34

segway retires

DA CAPOREGIME

the theme music from the godfather movie trickles out of automatic harpsichord standing at the top of Ke Hradu

for most of the afternoon a thick carpet of black clouds will dampen the spirits of all you hungry-for-contrast photographers out there     expect rain falling in sheets

the performance lasts for 2 minutes and 14 seconds

the theme music from the godfather movie wrenches itself out of worn gibson les paul on Karluv Most

we have got wall to wall sunshine out there today     don't forget your sunscreen kids

the performance lasts for 3 minutes and 42 seconds

the theme music from the godfather movie is being whistled poorly by young oriental boy entering the Petrin Funicular

you can feel the moisture outside

the performance lasts for 18 seconds

the theme music from the godfather movie streams simultaneously out of two iphones on the Staromestske Namesti

daggers are falling out of the skies     people remember your protective gear

the performances lasted for 3 and 8 seconds respectively

the theme music from the godfather movie is being halfheartedly hummed by a young man on the 20-tram going in the direction of Sidliste     while carefully handling a plastic container holding eight grasshoppers

no need to hit the streets today people     the rapture will be televised

the performance lasted for 22 seconds     was then repeated for a 39 second encore

LEGIINTIMES

dead swan makes sidewalk cry    tourists skip step     on bridge of legions    step on    asking how to contact authorities    which authorities    bureau of animal waste    public welfare offices    board of tourism    anyone have a phone    a phone    anyone    a phone    picture snaps    mummy look    look    coiled neck resemble letter 's'    resentment    disgrace    or helplessness    concealed in picturesque beauty    wings gracing belly in final flight composition    with decomposition imminent    long before the fading of digital reproduction    swept upon heavy shore of digital noise    the grey    classified in countless banks of identical grey    strip follows strip    first body is severed    next strip of perfect grey scaffolding wings    soot from traffic    asphalt particles    working on additional palette of grey    adding grey to grey    wings undergo dreary makeover    twisted neck like twisted letter    not close to meaning    flesh soon trampled into non-existence    body escapes alphabet    whole dramatic display defused    resemble resilient pile of snow    worn down and discolored by steady waves of traffic    pile of deconstructed waste and carnage    slow to accept its demise

ROAD SIDE SHOW REEL

this car crash threatens to recreate all that which was exterminated at the end of the speculum/ for the sake of it: move opposition towards agreement/ define causes relevant to extermination/ define your gutted ghost/ fluttering among hashtags in digital syllables/ ultimately ordaining innocent bystanders in non-lofty ceremonies/ all this to and the coming there of/ the from/ the undulating gasp of going through/ the passage of adept skeletons/ savvy remains/ moustache and fingernail/ silenced only from never being silenced at all/ stunned into absolutism from always being right and never being right again/ the longing to be part of jolly jolly reckoning/ the eye thing, we stare, and ask only to know who stares back/ not accepting no for no answer/ the comfy comfort of flesh removed from nature of flesh/ reconstitution of relatives and friendly strangers/ innocent bystanders, still innocent, only with nature of innocence disturbed/ trapped like bed bug dreaming of clean rug - look out kid!/ this car crash will make you think/ stop to consider and look/ not for that which precipitates pain/ rather that which making you aware of that which precipitates pain/ prolonging the notion of being an experiment/ one beginning rather than one ending/

barbiturated or not

barbwired band-aid blood clot knots

bandstand sour crow or dixie ocelot

baffled statements in kurt russeled courts of shame

bags of chips with oil for dips ancient hips

bullfrogs chanting on continental slips

bagging the tea-ladys psilocybin lips

backstabbing beehives and knee jives

balaklava whale jerks

basky sharky laugh hurts

this car crash will not make you jitter/ not keep you off twitter/ multiply your genoms de guerre while monochrome birds chirp and flutter/ crossfire baby chords make utter nutter rebirth for melodrama stanzas/ this car crash gives you all the time in the world/ reveals significance of gangbang beauty in single droplet/ lets manifold gasket pyrotechnic regeneration unfold/ puts planetary bukkake on hold/ hell to the wheel/ hell to fire/ infinite mess/ conspire expire wire/ this car crash makes you wonder whether I will be there/ to make up for all the times I was not/ to not be about bodies anymore/ (un)embrace the something new/ find what will be rejected by rodents/ adored by cancerous machines/ the relationship that will have to begin anew/ in the light of nothing i give you nothing that persists/ you are not gone/ this car crash makes you feel alive/ makes spirit wane and splinter on the dashboard/ be reassembled in languid language of deflated carcass' cry/ love longing desire reinstated in look of surprise/ hung upon the face of a moldowian long transport-driver's/ snow flakes dressing eyebrow/ this car crash makes you feel like you have something to say/ a ripple spreading on the black pond of internal dialectics/ without the throw of a stone/ the first movement made from peace/ a stationary wave set in motion/ finally trying your hand at outspoken mortality/ this car crash makes you feel safe/ makes unsplit hairs strut when chafed/ dual airbag sculptural release/ feel like far away from far away from home/ prepares you to enter the dome/ holds you in last hindenburgian embrace/ sets your fluids on fire/ this car crash leaves you undead/ makes you feel loved/ suspends your aptitude for rebirths/ turning bones into trombones for swan song/ makes you kiss and love the face of obliteration/ notice and appreciate the granular shifts in the body/ display all unseen extremeties in last pictureshow/ capable of battle call first and last/ resounding and dissolving in roadside vortex of birches/ separated then from unclaimed legacy/ it makes you eulogise and praise/ this voice that sang but once and left a shining upholstery/ to whoever is listening at receiving end of roadside emergency telephone apparatus/